Diet-toons® × “𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞.“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞.”😂 × “I try to avoid things that make me fat . . . like scales, mirrors and photographs.”😁 × “It’s Day 12 with chocolate.“Lost hearing in my left eye.”🤣 × “I wish I was as thin as my patience.”😂 × “My friend and I are diet buddies. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I call her first. She rides with me.”🤣 × “I’m not overweight; I’m under-tall.” 😂 × “It’s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing.”😂 × “I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.”😂 Load More
