Diet-toons Diet-toons (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “I eat cake because it’ssomebody’s birthday somewhere.”😂 × “I need to go on a diet,and lose 15 years.” 🤣 × “One day a week I allow myselfto eat anything I want. “The rest of the week I still eatanything I want but it’s not allowed.” 😂 × “𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 . . .. . . 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡.”😂 × “If I eat all the chocolate Iwant, I lose my craving fordonuts, potato chips, pizza,pie, cookies, pancakes, and pretzels. “I think it’s a very sensible diet.” 😂 × “𝐈𝐟 𝐈’𝐦 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐤, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬?”🤣 × “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞:“𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮,𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮,𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰,𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫.”🤣 × “𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈’𝐦 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞.“𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝’𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲.”😂 Load More
