Diet-toons® × “Too bad bitching doesn’t burn calories.”😂 × “If someone calls you ‘fat,’ ignore them. You’re bigger than that.”🤣 × “Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.” 😏 × “𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞.“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞.”😂 × “I try to avoid things that make me fat . . . like scales, mirrors and photographs.”😁 × “It’s Day 12 with chocolate.“Lost hearing in my left eye.”🤣 × “I wish I was as thin as my patience.”😂 × “My friend and I are diet buddies. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I call her first. She rides with me.”🤣 Load More
