“There’s this awfully skinny guy at work . . . he took me to lunch yesterday, and we had a salad. Then we split a strawberry yogurt after work. Today he wants me to come to his place for steamed eggplant and freshly squeezed broccoli juice.”
“If you don’t like him, why don’t you just tell him ‘NO’?”
“I can’t. I’m losing weight.”
😂