“I was at Walmart today buying a large bag of Purina dog food. While waiting in the checkout line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I’m thinking to myself, ‘what do you think lady? No, I have a pet elephant at home.’ Since I had nothing better to do than entertain myself, I told her I didn’t have a dog, but that I was again starting the Purina Diet. “I then quickly added that I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital the last time I did this diet, that I lost 27 lbs. but woke up in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of my nose and mouth and an IV in my arm.“Everyone in line was enthralled in my story by this point. I told the woman it was essentially a perfect diet, the way it works was so simple: just load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and eat one or two whenever you’re hungry. The food is nutritionally balanced, and it worked so well that I thought I’d try it again.“Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her ‘No, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant, and a car hit me.’“I thought the guy behind her in line was going to blow a gasket, he was laughing so hard.”😂