Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “I thought I lost weight once, but it turned out that my freakin’ sweatpants had just come untied.”😂⠀ × “I like to have my cake and eat it too.“I’d also like to have your cake and eat it too.” 😂 × “Have you heard of the garlic diet?“You don’t lose much weight but, from a distance, your friends think you look thinner!” 😁 × “It’s important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break.“Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you’re all set to go.”😂 × “I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 9 cookies.”😂 × “The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.”😂 × “Whoever snuck the ‘s’ in ‘fast food’ was a clever little bastard.”😂 × “My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.”😂 Load More
