Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.”😂 × “𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧.”“𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐭.”😂 × “Ctrl alt delete my fat.” 😂 × “You can tell you ate too much when you have to let your bathrobe out.” 🤣 × “If you had to choose between being skinny and eating tacos for the rest of your life . . .. . . would you choose flour or corn tortillas?” 😂 × “𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠, ‘𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝.'”😂 × “𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝.”🤣 × “How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?“It’s thirty years, right?”😂 Load More
