Diet-toons® × “Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.”🤣 × “𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.“𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬.“𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝟑,𝟖𝟎𝟎 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬!”🤣 × “I need to go on a diet and lose 15 years.”😂 × “How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?“It’s thirty years, right?”🤣 × “I didn’t get serious about my diet . . . until my stomach filed a lawsuit against my mouth.”😂 × “It took A LOT of willpower but . . . I finally gave up dieting.”😂 × “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.”😂 × “Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!” 😂 Load More
