Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “If you had to choose between being skinny and eating tacos for the rest of your life . . .. . . would you choose flour or corn tortillas?” 😂 × “𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠, ‘𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝.'”😂 × “𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝.”🤣 × “How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?“It’s thirty years, right?”😂 × “Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three times too big so I can feel what it’s like to succeed on a diet.”🤣 × Uh, oh . . . North Pole,we have a problem!⠀⠀🤣 × “I’ve got no problem with fresh vegetables, brown rice, steamed broccoli, whole grains, and low-fat yogurts.”“Just keep them away while I’m eating.”🤣 × “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free . . . and three sizes smaller?!”😂 Load More
