Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?“It’s thirty years, right?”🤣 × “I didn’t get serious about my diet . . . until my stomach filed a lawsuit against my mouth.”😂 × “It took A LOT of willpower but . . . I finally gave up dieting.”😂 × “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.”😂 × “Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!” 😂 × “I started jogging today.“I didn’t plant to, but the ice cream truck wasn’t stopping.”🤣 × “I tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted me in the eyes, and I know French fries would never do that to me.” 😂 × “I thought I lost weight once, but it turned out that my freakin’ sweatpants had just come untied.”😂⠀ Load More
