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Diet-toons®

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“If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.”

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“Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.

“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!”

 

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“I started jogging today.

“I didn’t plant to, but the ice cream truck wasn’t stopping.”

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“I tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted me in the eyes, and I know French fries would never do that to me.”

 

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“I thought I lost weight once, but it turned out that my freakin’ sweatpants had just come untied.”

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“I like to have my cake and eat it too.

“I’d also like to have your cake and eat it too.”

 

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“Have you heard of the garlic diet?

“You don’t lose much weight but, from a distance, your friends think you look thinner!”

 

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“It’s important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break.

“Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you’re all set to go.”

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