Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.”😂 × “Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!” 😂 × “I started jogging today.“I didn’t plant to, but the ice cream truck wasn’t stopping.”🤣 × “I tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted me in the eyes, and I know French fries would never do that to me.” 😂 × “I thought I lost weight once, but it turned out that my freakin’ sweatpants had just come untied.”😂⠀ × “I like to have my cake and eat it too.“I’d also like to have your cake and eat it too.” 😂 × “Have you heard of the garlic diet?“You don’t lose much weight but, from a distance, your friends think you look thinner!” 😁 × “It’s important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break.“Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you’re all set to go.”😂 Load More
