Diet-toons (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬. . . 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟗 𝐚.𝐦.!”🤣 × Oy vay.🤢Have a slim weekend! × Have fun this weekend!😂 × “Raise your hand if you agree that double-stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.”😂 × “Seize the moment.“Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart!”~ Erma Bombeck⠀🤣⠀ × Feel for lumps, save your bumps!🎗️#BreastCancerAwareness × Big or small, check them all!🎗️#BreastCancerAwareness × Big or small, check them all!🎗️#BreastCancerAwareness Load More
