Diet-toons (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.“I call it ‘lunch.'”⠀🤣 × “𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏:⠀“𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.⠀𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.”⠀⠀🤣 × “I hate it when I’m buying organic vegetables and, when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.”🤣⠀ × “My heart says eat chocolate and wine, but my jeans say,“For the love of God, woman, eat a salad.”🤣⠀ × “Studies have shown that women who carry a little more weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.”😂⠀ × “You can leave $5,000 unattended in a room with me, and every dime is gonna be there when you get back.“Now if you leave M&M’s or something, well . . . that’s your fault.”😂 × “My belly is a vital part of my 401(K) plan. “I may have to live off this fat when I retire.” 🤣 × “𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐝.”⠀😂⠀ Load More
