Diet-toons®

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“I need to go on a diet and lose 15 years.”

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“How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?

“It’s thirty years, right?”

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“I didn’t get serious about my diet . . . until my stomach filed a lawsuit against my mouth.”


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“It took A LOT of willpower but . . . I finally gave up dieting.”

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“If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then, yes, I do crunches.”

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“Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.

“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!”

 

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“I started jogging today.

“I didn’t plant to, but the ice cream truck wasn’t stopping.”

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“I tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted me in the eyes, and I know French fries would never do that to me.”

 

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