

Diet-toons®
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“How long do you keep a pair of jeans, hoping you’ll be able to fit into them again one day?
“It’s thirty years, right?”

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“Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head.
“One of them says, “Eat the chocolate,” and the other one says, “You heard her . . . eat the chocolate!”

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“I tried to eat healthy today but the orange squirted me in the eyes, and I know French fries would never do that to me.”
