Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × Uh, oh . . . North Pole,we have a problem!⠀⠀🤣 × “I’ve got no problem with fresh vegetables, brown rice, steamed broccoli, whole grains, and low-fat yogurts.”“Just keep them away while I’m eating.”🤣 × “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free . . . and three sizes smaller?!”😂 × Oy vay.🤢Have a slim weekend! × “𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.⠀⠀“𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠.”🤣⠀ × My goal weight is . . . one chin.🤣 × The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.Stay safe. Eat cake.😂 × “𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭.“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 ‘𝐈’𝐦 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲’.”😂 Load More
