Diet-toons® (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “It’s important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break.“Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you’re all set to go.”😂 × “I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 9 cookies.”😂 × “The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.”😂 × “Whoever snuck the ‘s’ in ‘fast food’ was a clever little bastard.”😂 × “My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.”😂 × “𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧.”“𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐭.”😂 × “Ctrl alt delete my fat.” 😂 × “You can tell you ate too much when you have to let your bathrobe out.” 🤣 Load More
