Diet-toons (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “I only lost one poundbefore I quit my diet. “But if I can do that 50 times,I’ll lose 50 pounds!” 😂 × “𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡.” 🤣 × 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭:“𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫?. . . 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫. . . 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝟐𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲?”😂 × “𝐌𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭.”🤣 × “I wish I was as thinas my patience.”😂 × “𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐚𝐫.”🤣 × “You know you’re putting on weightwhen your butt jiggles, and all you’redoing is brushing your teeth.”😂 × “Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are often cut short by the sounds of me chewing a cookie.”🤣 Load More
