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Diet-toons

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“I think about dieting sometimes.


“It takes a lot of weight off my mind.”


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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.

“I call it ‘lunch.'”
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“𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏:⠀

“𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.⠀

𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.”⠀
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“I hate it when I’m buying organic vegetables and, when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.”

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“My heart says eat chocolate and wine, but my jeans say,


“For the love of God, woman, eat a salad.”

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“Studies have shown that women who carry a little more weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.”

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“You can leave $5,000 unattended in a room with me, and every dime is gonna be there when you get back.

“Now if you leave M&M’s or something, well . . . that’s your fault.”

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“My belly is a vital part of my 401(K) plan.
 
“I may have to live off this fat when I retire.”
 
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