Diet-toons (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “I think about dieting sometimes.“It takes a lot of weight off my mind.”🤣 × “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.“I call it ‘lunch.'”⠀🤣 × “𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏:⠀“𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.⠀𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.”⠀⠀🤣 × “I hate it when I’m buying organic vegetables and, when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.”🤣⠀ × “My heart says eat chocolate and wine, but my jeans say,“For the love of God, woman, eat a salad.”🤣⠀ × “Studies have shown that women who carry a little more weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.”😂⠀ × “You can leave $5,000 unattended in a room with me, and every dime is gonna be there when you get back.“Now if you leave M&M’s or something, well . . . that’s your fault.”😂 × “My belly is a vital part of my 401(K) plan. “I may have to live off this fat when I retire.” 🤣 Load More
