Diet-toons℠ (Click a toon for the punch line.) × “Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working so I’m just going to focus on getting taller.”😁 × “Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.” 😂 × “I gain weight so easily that even food for thought goes right to my thighs.”😂 × “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”😁 × “I’m not overweight.“I’m just 9 inches too short.”😂 × “I try to avoid things that make me fat . . . like scales, mirrors and photographs.”😁 × “Did you know ‘Diet’ stands for “did I eat that?” 😂 × “I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have any more food.“I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment.” 🤣 Load More