Diet-toons® × “I’m at the age where the next day my body whispers to me, ‘Don’t do that again.'”😂 × “Seize the moment.“Remember all those women on the Titanic who waived off the dessert cart!”~ Erma Bombeck⠀🤣⠀ × “Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are often cut short by the sounds of me chewing a cookie.”🤣 × “I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”😂 × “One day a week I allow myself to eat anything I want. “The rest of the week I still eat anything I want but it’s not allowed.” 😂 × “I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.”😂 × “If I eat all the chocolate I want, I lose my craving for donuts, potato chips, pizza, pie, cookies, pancakes, and pretzels. “I think it’s a very sensible diet.” 😂 × “I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?”😂 Load More
